Excerpts from Christopher Ciccone’s tell-all on his sister Madonna are slowly being leaked. The book is supposed to be filled with “explosive” shit from Vadge’s life, but so far it sounds about as explosive as a boiled carrot.
So far, the only interesting story is about Vadge and Fishsticks Paltrow tongue fucking at a party. According [...]
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7
When Vadge Kissed Fishsticks
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Jul
7
And The Oscar Goes To…..
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La Pequeña better submit her newest video to Oscar voters, because this is some award-winning shit! This lil’ bitch channels Ingrid Betancourt and everything in this YouTube is top-notch! La Pequena broke the bank with this masterpiece. You know this shit was directed by Steven Spielberg.
I had no idea who Ingrid Betancourt was, so I [...]
Jul
7
Well, What Do We Have Here?
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Did my nemesis CHERYL BURKE not get my message?! Bitch is not allowed to go outside during “Dancing with the Dumb Whores’” off-season! She’s just fucking with me and I don’t like it one bit. Look at her smiling at the camera and acting like everything is okay. Skank needs to cover up her deep [...]
Jul
7
Hot Slut Of The Day!
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Memaw Omkari Panwar - The world’s oldest mommy. 70-year-old Omkari gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, in India after taking IVF treatment. Omkari and her husband have two daughters and five grandchildren, but they were really desperate to have a boy, so they spent their savings and took out a loan for [...]
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Birthday Sluts
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