Britney Spears has decided to go home and visit with her sister Jamie Lynn while she anticipates the arrival of her new baby, which is due at the end of the month. Meanwhile her dad, Jamie Spears is going to remain in L.A. for a little while as he tries to sell her house. While [...]
Jul
3
Britney Goes Home and Her Dad Sells the House
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Jul
3
Finally, A Superhero American For The Rest Of Us [Short Ends]
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· P. Diddy couldn’t be more excited about Hancock: the first legitimately mainstream black superhero! (Don’t point out the drunken loutishness—he’s happy as a motherfucker and we’d like him to stay that way.) [PaulScheer.com] · “Angelina Jolie is way too thin to be an action hero!” says whoever ABCNews.com could find to offer a quote [...]
Jul
3
Keepin’ It Real … Real American, That Is [To Do]
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As we approach America’s 232nd birthday bonanza celebration, we here at Defamer HQ can’t help but feel more than a little bit patriotic. After all, this great country of ours affords us so many rights and privileges. Like the right to bear arms! And the right to free speech! And the right to shoplift a [...]
Jul
3
Why Tom Cruise Is To Blame For Katie Holmes’ Box Office Failure On Broadway [Self Sabotage]
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It didn’t take long for Katie Holmes to prove she cannot compare to Nicole Kidman when it comes to Broadway appeal. Months before she even sets foot on stage, Tom Cruise’s replacement wife is striking out at the box office, managing to sell only $1 million worth of advance tickets to her September theatrical effort [...]
Jul
3
In Honor of The 4th of July, Megan Fox Wins Her Independence From Brian Austin Green [Hot Chicks No Longer With Douchebags]
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I remember the first time I heard about Megan Fox. “Man, this chick has it all,” I thought to myself. She’s hot, not a terrible actress, uh… did I mention hot? In fact there was only one problem with her. Her fiancé was a douchebag. And not just any douchebag, but Brian Austin Green! The [...]