If I had Taylor Hicks’ wrinkled turtle peen and Clay Gayken’s man clit both in front of me with a gun to my head, forcing me to suckle on one of them, I’d tell them to pull the trigger and I’d hope for the best.
Is there such thing as a 31-year-old pepaw? Damn, bitch looks [...]
Jun
8
Taylor Hicks Hits Broadway
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Jun
8
Hot Slut Of The Day!
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Reb Brown from Yor, the Hunter from the Future - One of the most amazing shit shows of the 80s!
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Jun
8
Birthday Sluts
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8
But Where's Waldo?
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There’s a crack pipe, foil and a cut, but where’s Waldo? Wait, there he is! Hiding behind Wino. He’s obviously fuckity fucked up. The News of the World has hit the crack motherload. A friend of Blaaake’s turned over hundreds of private pictures and videos to them. They were taken before Blaaake went off to [...]
Jun
8
Don't Make That Face
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It’s just us, Jude! Maybe Jude Law saw his head in the mirror before he left and is frustrated that he his chia pet won’t grow back. Jude’s wide landing strip head doesn’t bother me as much as it used it. I’d ride his landing strip to the very end!
If it bothers him so much, [...]