Congratulations are in order this morning for Wayne McClammy, the first director ever to parlay a pair of unprintably named viral videos into a movie deal at a major studio. McClammy, whose Variety-redacted, Sarah Silverman-starring I’m Fucking Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel follow-up I’m Fucking Ben Affleck blew up earlier this year, was handed the [...]
Jun
5
Congratulations are in order this morning … [Deals]
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Jun
5
ABC News Investigative Series, ‘Ewww: Icky, Icky Celebrity Gays,’ Dares To Ask The Tough Gay-Panic Questions [The Gay Problem]
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ABCNews.com has noticed that practitioners of Hollywood’s dirty little secret—same-sex love—have become increasingly emboldened in recent months, perhaps spurred on by Supreme Court rulings and increasingly desperate shock-starlets hoping to nudge up their per-staged-paparazzi-op asking prices. Their investigative team have therefore taken it upon themselves to blow the lid wide open on the distressing, “gay [...]
Jun
5
David Letterman Rendered Uncomfortable By Julianne Moore’s Casual References To Oral Sex [Short Ends]
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· Phew! For a second we were also worried Julianne Moore’s young son would ask her what fellatio meant, and she’d have to go through the whole awkward rigamarole of telling him it’s a character from Hamlet, and to ask his father for further details. [Late Show]
· Full House’s Jodie Sweetin may have lost me [...]
Jun
5
Officer Bob Ready To Serve And/Or Protect [To Do]
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You know, there’s more to Defamer’s To Do’s than bringing you, you know, things to do. While Molly McAleer likes to have fun as much (or probably even more) than the next vlogger, she’s also interested in your well-being. Which brings us to Officer Bob, Defamer’s official safety patrolman. He’s been an important part of [...]
Jun
5
Liv Tyler Shares Dad’s Fathering Methods, Including The Time He Flossed Her Teeth While Tripping [Daddy Knows Best]
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So Liv Tyler just separated from her husband of five years and her Jolie-lipped father Steven Tyler just entered rehab for the 78th time, but in the most highly impressive of ways, the actress managed to avoid both lines of questioning during an interview with gay love lover Jay Leno by sweetly relaying stories of [...]