If you emerged from Saturday’s city-wide, Paps vs. Surfs caste riots with two or more limbs (and both flip-flops) intact, consider yourselves one of the lucky ones: It was a massacre out there, folks. Slow the bleeding with the box office numbers from this robust, bullet-bending moviegoing weekend:
1. Wall-E - $62.5 million Realizing that their [...]
Jun
30
It’s Wall-E’s World [Monday Morning Box Office]
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Jun
30
A Shirtless & Dirty Prince Hot Ginge
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JustUsBoys posted this newish picture of Prince Hot Ginge looking like a sexy, dirty mess. Who cares if his hair looks like it could be used to clean the hell out of my bathroom tile grout. And who cares if his bush probably looks and feels like a Chore Boy. I’ll wear protective glasses to [...]
Jun
30
Speaking Of Cougars…..
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On second thought, Shauna Sand is more than a cougar. She’s like a rare white tiger in exquisite lucite heels. Even Dimitri the Lover would take one look at Shauna and say, “This elegant creature is much too elegant for me.” Dimitri the Lover would probably explode from Shauna’s intense elegance. Seriously, we should send [...]
Jun
30
Alpha Cougar
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Sharon Stone better have carded that bitch before doing fuckey fuckey times with him. The last thing she needs is Chris Hansen bursting in on her while she’s pounding her cougar coochie into that child’s face.
Wait….maybe Cruella de Stone isn’t bumping no-no holes with this young bitch. Maybe, she’s planning to wear his ass! Animal [...]
Jun
30
Morning Wood
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Who wants some Booty Sweat? Pff! Been there, drank that - I’m Not Obsessed
Will Smith’s new school for budding aliens - A Socialite’s Life
Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova used to be married - Celebitchy
David Beckham knows how to write - Holy Moly!
Barfness. John Mayer and Jenny Aniston are giving us too much information - SOW
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