Hmmm….I wonder which one lives on the roof and which one lives in the basement? Hugh Jackman looks like a power bottom screamer. A screamer in wolf’s clothing.
Hugh and his lovely friend went for an early morning swim at Bondi Beach in Australia on Saturday. Unfortunately, they didn’t touch each other in front of the [...]
May
31
Touch Each Other…..Please?
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May
31
The Vadge Is Alive And Thrusting
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The granny is back in her panties! Madonna has a new video out for “Give It 2 Me.” The beginning looks like an ad for American Apparel’s new senior citizens collection. The rest of the video is just Madonna dancing around and thrusting her memaw crotch. You know, any video with Pharrell in it can’t [...]
May
31
Where's The Bottle?
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How is Suri functioning without a full bottle of barley water? They are probably injecting her ass with it, because they get so much crap for keeping her on the bottle. Suri needs her barley fix! Suri also needs to call up Ken Paves on her robot phone and schedule an appointment STAT! She needs [...]
May
31
LaToya Jackson Is Every Woman
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Seeing pictures of LaToya Jackson always brings a smile to my face. My smile quickly turns into a grimace, because I don’t understand how a plastic surgeon is still able to eff with her face. I would think that even the slightest touch of a scalpel would make her entire head deflate. Toy needs to [...]
May
31
At Least She Showed Up
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The Crackie of Camden returned to the stage last night at Portugal’s Rock In Rio festival. In true Wino fashion, she showed up an hour later. Damn, she’s like all my family members. You tell them 2pm and those dumb skanks will show up at 4pm and not even apologize! They stroll in like they’re [...]