Golden Celebrity

Nothing hurts me more than seeing a pair of chichis in peril. Even chichis that were paid with a Mastercard, 2 Visas, a couple of travelers checks, a Quizno’s punch card and a hand job. Aubrey O’Day needs to free those plastic sacks from their slut dress prison! Actually, I think her dress wants to [...]

It was bound to happen. Somebody launched a website called SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com. We need to call Peta, because this shit is horse abuse! How dare they compare those innocent horsies to her annoying ass. Demeaning!
If you’re planning on seeing the SATC movie this weekend, you might save your 10 (12?) clams and spend a few minutes [...]

You know, Keira Knightley singing in her new movie “The Edge of Love” isn’t excruciatingly painful as I thought it would be. She definitely blows better than acts, but that isn’t saying much. Maybe she sounds like a drowning cat, but I’m too distracted by her gleaming jumbo Chiclets to notice.
And apparently KK really did [...]

Damn cokies! They see a mirror and they automatically have to try and rip that shit down so they can do a line off of it.
Wino is scaring me with those eyes. She can probably control the weather with those things. Anywino, here’s this beautiful disaster outside of Maison de Blaaaake aka Pentonville Prison. It’s [...]

I used a picture of shirtless 50 Cent because he has a glorious rack. Maybe he accidentally started the fire by rubbing his titties together. Motorboating!
As I expected, this 50 Cent drama is getting juicy. Juicy like his breastes. Sorry, I can’t take my eyes off of them. So, Shaniqua Tompkins gave an impromptu press [...]