Yesh, I would. Only because it’s rumored that the dick is major. I would have to sit in a bath of nail polish remover afterwards to get the Simpson smegma off of me.
We would also have to “shave ‘n fuck.” That hairy patch on his belly is distracting. I don’t mind landing strips, but that [...]
May
29
Would You Hit It?
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May
29
Would You Hit It?
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Yesh, I would. Only because it’s rumored that the dick is major. I would have to sit in a bath of nail polish remover afterwards to get the Simpson smegma off of me.
We would also have to “shave ‘n fuck.” That hairy patch on his belly is distracting. I don’t mind landing strips, but that [...]
May
29
Gappy Doesn't Know What She's Talking About!
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Lauren Hutton was on “Today” this morning with Kathie Lee to discuss dry vaginas or something like that. No, I don’t know why her ass was on. Anyway, the topic of “Sex and the City” came up. Lauren said she’s never seen the show, but she decided to babble about it anyway.
She said, “It’s written [...]
May
29
Gappy Doesn't Know What She's Talking About!
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Lauren Hutton was on “Today” this morning with Kathie Lee to discuss dry vaginas or something like that. No, I don’t know why her ass was on. Anyway, the topic of “Sex and the City” came up. Lauren said she’s never seen the show, but she decided to babble about it anyway.
She said, “It’s written [...]
May
29
Why Ruin A Good Thing?
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I read this story about Harry Ford and Calista Flockhart getting engaged and it said he was 65. That old ass pepaw is only 65?! I’m not joking. I seriously thought the pepaw was at least 85. At least. Wasn’t he like 40 when he did the Star Wars movie?s And Calista is only 43! [...]