Hello Kitty has been named Japan’s tourism ambassador! Do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of Mimi frantically packing up her dog, unicorn dildo and boy toy and moving to Japan.
The tourism ministry has chosen the hottest pussy in the world as its choice to represent the country in China and Hong Kong. Hello [...]
May
20
Hello Kitty Is Japan's Official Tourism Ambassador
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May
20
Wise Words From MiserAlba
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MiserAlba’s baby girl is popping out sometime this summer and she’s already decided what kind of mother she’s going to be. A miserable one! No, MiserAlba told FitPregnancy magazine, “I don’t want to be my child’s best friend; I want to be a mom. But I do want my child to come to me when [...]
May
20
Chocolate Covered What?
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Okay, I adore bacon. If I could make sexay times with bacon, I would. I’ve tried, but it always seems to break before getting all the way in. I also love chocolate. If I could have a chocolate transfusion, I would. I just don’t know how I feel about the two things together.
A candy shop [...]
May
20
This Is Depressing
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9021-NOOOO! Above is a promo of The CW’s 90210 and I’m not impressed. This shit looks like footage from a Christian rock video.
Whenever I hear the first few beats of the 90210 theme song, I’m expecting to see Brandon fake punch Dylan. Instead, I’m seeing two strangers playing pattycake. The producers need to hear my [...]
May
20
Afternoon Crumbs
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Justin Timberlake will propose to She-Biel. Great, another douche wedding on the horizon - Hollywood Rag
Reese and Jake are together again. They look thrilled - Popsugar
10 toys that made you gay - Cityrag
Avril Lavigne is too sick to perform, well enough to party - A Socialite’s Life
Taylor Swift is wet - IDLYITW
Danielle Fischel talks about [...]