Today is Wino and Blaaaake’s first wedding anniversary. It was a year ago today that Wino and Blaaaake united their love while taking hits from the matrimonial crack pipe. Look how far they have come! Blaaaake’s in the chokey and Wino’s skin is falling off. They are also most likely going to get a divorce. [...]
May
19
Flowers For Wino
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May
19
A Video Of Angelina Jolie NOT Smoking Heroin
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May
19
Loni Anderson Got Married!
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62-year-old Loni Anderson married Bob Flick, a member of the folk group The Brothers Four, on Saturday night. Fuck Ashlee and Pete. This was the celebrity wedding of the weekend!
The two first met in the 60s at a film premiere in Minneapolis. They dated for six months, split up right before her amazing actor career [...]
May
19
Yanni Is Looking Good
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What the hell is happening to my Adrien Brody! I blame that slut girlfriend of his! I knew I couldn’t trust her and her glistening bosoms. Dumb skank. It’s her fault that Adrien is quickly turning into the afghan hound of my nightmares! He needs to cut that grease mop and take a few globs [...]
May
19
She Needs Super Glue
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Who the fuck did this to Salma Hayek?! Her personal fake eyelash applier must be executed! This is not acceptable. It’s also not acceptable that Salma kept her chichis to herself. Salma has the greatest chichis in the business and she must show them off. A falling lash and covered up chichis. I’m disappointed! Penny [...]