It’s sloooow today, so here’s some very blurry Angelina Jolie nipple action. Yeah, try not to drool on your computer. The photos were taken while Angie Jo was changing her shirt on the terrace of her villa in France. That villa is fucking ridiculous. It’s almost as nice as my Barbie dream house, ALMOST. Yes, [...]
May
18
Blurry Angelina Nip!
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May
18
What A Dumb Fuck
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In case you missed it, here’s Mike “forever fat on the inside” Huckabee trying to be a comedian while speaking to the NRA yesterday. While Huckabee was giving his speech, there was a noise offstage. He quickly joked that Barack Obama fell off his chair. Everyone kind of laughed, so the dumb fuck decided he [...]
May
18
Woody Needs A Nap
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Somebody give Woody Allen a jar of Gerber’s tropical dessert baby food. He looks like he needs one. I just discovered that shit and it’s delicious. I’m tempted to mix it with a shot of vodka for an extra kick!
Woody is currently in Cannes promoting his 1,245,678th movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, with Penny Cruz. Penny [...]
May
18
Damn, Pepaw!
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Harrison Ford just needs some Cialis, Ben-Gay, a warm compress and he’s ready for a hot sexay night of passion. Well, the fun and games have to end around 10pm, because pepaws like to get up at the break of dawn.
Here’s 66-year-old Harry with Calista Flockhart in Cannes.
May
18
Glamour In Vienna
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Yesterday, I posted some pictures of Nikki Cox and her fish lips from hell. I think Amanda Lepore was her inspiration. Mandy’s lips have enough crap in them to keep Tupperware in business for decades. Shit, we should recycle her hot ass. All our problems will be solved. Naw, let’s not recycle her. The world [...]