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Heidi Montag is planning to fake her pregnancy for the new season of “The Hills.” They are scouting for ponies right now to play her little baby - I’m Not Obsessed

Mischa Barton and her cottage cheese move to Paris - Holy Moly!
Lisa Marie is huuuuuuge - Popbytes
Will Smith’s private school is accepting applications - Celebitchy
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Come Rain Or Come Shine

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We’re going to try this RedLasso shit again. They claim this crap is working again. Anyway, New Kids on the Block were on “Today” this morning. I’m so fucking glad I didn’t drag my lazy ass out of my bed chamber for this shit. It’s fucking raining! I don’t care if they performed naked with [...]

The New Brit And KFed

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Mimi and her boy toy are fucking everywhere! Everywhere! She’s walking around with a dopey smile on her face. I’ve seen that dopey smile before. It looks like the final stage of Dickmatization. She’s a goner. She’s probably signing over her fortune with his jizz right now.
Mimi and Nick attended the Operation Smile benefit last [...]

A Brit Brit And Adnan Sex Tape?!

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Vomit. Wipe mouth. Vomit. Wipe mouth. Vomit. Wipe mouth. The visuals alone are making me queezy. The National Enquirer (via Splash) is reporting that Adnan Ghalib is shopping an alleged sex tape he made with Britney Spears in Rosarito, Mexico. SUCIO! I don’t know if I can handle hearing Brit scream, “Ay Papi” while getting [...]

Ali Lohan: "HoHan Is Not A Carpet Muncher!"

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White Oprah and her 35-year-old daughter, Ali Lohan, are making the rounds whoring out their new reality show. Extra asked Ali and White Oprah about the rumors that HoHan is bumping vagina lips with Samantha Ronson.
Ali said, “They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say.” Lezzzz be friends. Best friends with benefits! [...]

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