Golden Celebrity

Star Jones better watch her saggy ass, because you don’t want to piss off Barbara Walters. Old memaws know how to fight! They will stick their dentures in you and keep them there. Anyway, Star Jones has spoken out about against Babs for talking about her in her book, “Audition.” Babs said she had to [...]

Somebody had too many kamikaze shots. A pap claims Kelly Osbourne was escorted out of a club in London, because she couldn’t stand up! That’s why bars have bathrooms! You lock yourself in a stall and take a little nap. If a bathroom stall isn’t available, nap under a table. The kicks from the people [...]

The Sun is reporting that Wino is currently being questioned by the fuzz on suspicion of drug offenses at a police station in East London right now. I’d love to see how that conversation is going down.
Cop: (trying not to laugh) So…um….do…you…um…use drugs?
The entire station erupts in laughter! Some even die from laughing so hard!
Heatworld [...]

Lezzie camp! HoHan on Ugly Betty - Just Jared
RiRi is hot and she knows it - Egotastic!
Elisha Cuthbert giving herself cleavage - Hollywood Tuna
This isn’t a good look for Adam Brody - Popsugar
Chelsea Clinton will hit a lesbo bar to campaign for mommy - Towleroad
Chestica engaged? Papa Joe wishes - IDLYITW
Miley Cyrus hangs out [...]

Cocaine, naked gays, used needles and a baby with a painted face are just a few things I think of when it comes to Lil’ Kim. David LaChapelle shot Lil’ Kim as the Virgin Mary for some kind of possibly new promo shot. I’m not sure what she’s promoting exactly….
This would make the perfect Christmas [...]