Ever since our first viewing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, we have adored and idolized Susan Sarandon as both an actress and an icon. And her recent decision to get the mature woman’s version of a tramp stamp on her upper back only serves to heighten our girl crush. Despite being located on her [...]
May
6
Susan Sarandon Finds Fountain Of Youth In Local Tattoo Parlor [Tats With Class]
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May
6
‘Speed Racer’ Just Fine With Second Place, Thank You Very Much [Engine Problems]
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With the buzz of The Dark Knight clearly audible a month-and-a-half behind it, this week’s Speed Racer isn’t a make-or-break summer tentpole for the gang at Warner Bros. That said, it’s not really in the market for embarrassment, either, and the long-circulating word-on-the-street got a bit of trade-paper legitimization today in The Hollywood Reporter. To [...]
May
6
The Clooney Charm May Have Met Its Match [A Call To The Bullpen]
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May
6
I Believe In You And Meep: Celebrating The Bachelor’s Amanda [Still Lonely]
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Last night brought us the always anticipated The Bachelor reunion show, and while it didn’t come close to reaching the dramatic heights of last season’s stunning confrontation between hunky-faced Brad Womack and the shunted women he so callously tossed aside like used bedside facial tissue, it did feature some satisfying moments. Absent from the proceedings [...]
May
6
Resolution No. 2: Disney Must Immediately Release its Groundbreaking Nature Film ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ [Defamer Resolutions]
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WHEREAS, Walt Disney Pictures has made available online this week its trailer for the animated/live-action film Beverly Hills Chihuahua, and
WHEREAS, said trailer features George Lopez in his archetypally go-to role as Hollywood’s default Mexican voice talent, and
WHEREAS, per cosmic law, secondary Mexican voice talent Cheech Marin is also represented, and
WHEREAS, said trailer introduces Papi, the [...]