Pictured, an Italian Vanity Fair spread featuring a partially-nude former child star not likely to provoke the kinds of outrage elicited by the Miley Cyrus debacle. Rather, it features actor Joaquin Phoenix, in the process of receiving the tribal markings of the Yawanawa people of the Brazilian Amazon. (You’ll recall indelible black markings figured prominently [...]
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Mischievous Amazon Natives Have Their Way With A Passed-Out-Drunk Joaquin Phoenix [Fun With Sharpies]
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May
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Ambitious Brett Ratner Pulls Out All the Stops for Tree Sex [Out On A Limb]
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A funny thing happened to Brett Ratner on the way to reviving Smell-o-Vision for a generation deprived of the aromatic arts: He tried filming Anton Yelchin and Olivia Thirlby fucking in a tree. In Central Park! Never one to do anything the easy way, Ratner bravely faced down layers of Gotham bureaucracy in the pursuit [...]
May
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Jerry Seinfeld Now Topping TomKat’s Scientology Recruitment List As Cruise Family Takes Manhattan [Knights Of Hubbard]
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Back in October of 2006, Vanity Fair shocked us all by nabbing the first family photos of until-then MIA Suri Cruise, the tiny Xenuphobic bundle of joy Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had masterfully kept hidden months after her no-screaming-allowed birth. Why were we shocked? Accusations from both the press and the masses flooded the [...]
May
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Finally, ‘Sea-Monkeys: The Movie’ [Trade Roundup]
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· Baby-faced Freaks and Geeks (and Bones) star John Francis Daley and writing partner Jonathan Goldstein will rewrite Hours of Fun for Disney, a great premise about what happens when all those back-of-the-comic-book novelty items actually live up to their promises. Oh man, Sea-Monkeys: The Movie! We’re so there. [THR]
· So beyond four more years [...]
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This Is What Happens When You Work With David O. Russell [A Call To The Bullpen]
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