Brangie and Zahara went on a helicopter ride today in France to go look at houses or something. They are reportedly staying in France until Angie’s chosen twinsies pop out. I hope she names them Paris and France or Pepe and LePew or Baguette and Crepes. Any of those will do.
Maddox couldn’t make it, because [...]
May
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Brangelina And Zahara Take To The Skies
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May
3
Corey Haim With A Mullet
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Today just seemed like the picture day for some Corey Haim with a mullet pictures. Corey will tell you this look is for a movie, but don’t believe him. He definitely looks like this on a daily basis. He loves it. The hookers at the truck stop bar off route 5 won’t stay off him.
Corey’s [...]
May
3
Hynie Is Victorious!
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When James Brown passed away, his woman was locked out of his mansion and left crying at the gates! Remember that hot bitch? Well, Tomi Rae Hynie has had the last laugh! Wait, I can’t help but not giggle like a teen girl after her first bong hit whenever I hear the word “Hynie.” It’s [...]
May
3
Creepy Playgrounds
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Kids will play with and on anything. When I was little I played with Big Gulp cups and dog caca. No joke. I didn’t know any better. I was slow. Yes, I’m still slow. Anyway, Dark Roasted Blend posted some pictures of nightmare playgrounds from the former USSR. Kids played on everything from a dead [...]
May
3
Just Something To Bitch About
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Somebody give Kanye West a twinkie, because he needs to calm down. Kanye’s chonies are in a bunch over Entertainment Weekly’s review of his “Glow in the Dark” tour. They gave him a B+. This is not good enough for him and he’s taken to his blog to bitch and moan about it.
Entertainment Weekly’s Not [...]