Golden Celebrity

This is why I watch interviews with celebrities that I’m not so fond of. Tom Cruise appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday. Oprah interviewed him in his home in Telluride, Colorado which Oprah said was,
“just so normal!”

Well, not exactly. I don’t believe a typical home includes a kitchen the size of a [...]

Suri and those two creepy aliens were in NYC today. I should stalk their asses and throw water on Katie to see if she malfunctions.
Did Suri get into Tommy Girl’s Miss Clairol stash, because homegirl’s hair looks lighter. I know it’s the thing in Hollywood to go lighter, but the girl is 2. She should [...]

For some reason I watched the Kentucky Derby today and watched as Filly Eight Belles finished second behind Big Brown. Eight Belles collapsed moments later with two broken front ankles. An ambulance reached the track and euthanized her on the spot.
The on-call vet told the AP, “There was no possible way to save her. She [...]

Don’t laugh. This is what Lindsay Lohan is going to look like in 2 years.
It’s Carrot Bottom with some poor girl at CatHouse in Las Vegas last night. I’m sure she was disappointed when she discovered Carrot Bottom’s baby carrot. With that being said, I’d hit it. Well, I like the ginges!

I’ve watched at least 200 hours of “Cops” and I laugh every time a crackhead gets caught with some junk and says, “Oh, that shit ain’t mine.” They always say that shit. So it doesn’t surprise me to hear that Gary Dourdan claims the drugs he got caught with didn’t belong to him.
Gary was arrested [...]