Is Jack Black air pooping on Angelina Jolie? A bolt of lightning would strike him down if that happened. We’re going to be seeing a lot of Angie Jo today. She’s in Cannes promoting “Kung Fu Panda” with Black and Dustin Hoffman.
She’s also very smiley. It must be the pregnant gas. Yes, Angie farts. It [...]
May
15
Jack Black Tries To Steal The Spotlight
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May
15
A Top Model Conspiracy Theory!
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Whitney Thomson became the first plus-sized winner of “America’s Next Top Model” last night. It was pretty obvious. TyTy planned this shit from the beginning. She hatched out this plan over a steak dinner at “Houston’s.” Seriously, TyTy mentioned Houston’s last night and it got me excited for some reason.
Rich from FourFour has some interesting [...]
May
15
Tommy Girl For President
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Tommy Girl is in talks to play the President of the United States in a new movie called 28th Amendment. Tommy just wants the role so that he can “fuck around” in the oval office set. He’s always wanted to role play as Dubya. I’m sure he’s got Dubya’s “o face” down pat.
The movie centers [...]
May
15
These Two Again
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John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston took their love to NYC last night. They entered the Waverly Inn separately even though they came together. Celebrities are so weird. They act all secretive and shit. We know they are bumping fuzzies.
Jenny brought her lucky baby blanket. It’s her good luck charm. She likes to have it on [...]
May
15
Morning Wood
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RuPaul is looking for America’s next top drag queen. Fergie should apply - Towleroad
No more music for Posh Beckham. Promise? - I’m Not Obsessed
Cate Blanchett is one color - Lainey Gossip
ScarJo and Penny make out - Popoholic
Madonna is copying Oprah - Holy Moly!
Jessica Simpson isn’t over John Mayer - Celebitchy
Posh is not knocked up. Um…ok! [...]