20-year-old Broderick Lloyd Laswell is currently being held in the Benton County Jail on capital-murder charges. He filed a prisoner civil rights lawsuit in court yesterday claiming the jail is not providing their inmates with enough food.
Broderick said he’s wasted away from 413 pounds to 308 pounds in 8 months.
In his complaint, Broderick writes, “On [...]
Apr
27
Dumb Bitch Of The Day
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Apr
27
Oh, Rumer!
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Rumer, Rumer, Rumer…. Tater Head is really starting to grow on me like a wonky potato eye. She’s so fucking endearing!
Rumer reminds me of this one time in junior high school when this dumb, popular bitch asked me to the Winter Formal. I felt so wanted and popular! I said yes and as soon as [...]
Apr
27
She Just Farted
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Brit Brit Spears actually cracked a smile as she left the home of her vocal teacher yesterday. That looks more like a fart smile. It’s when a fart makes you smile. Relief.
Let’s talk about farts for a quick minute. Yesterday, I was talking on the phone to my mommy about farts. That’s basically what we [...]
Apr
27
Two-And-A-Half Years Minimum!
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Wesley Snipes was sentenced to 3 years in the chokey for not paying taxes on $58 million of income he made from 1994 to 2004. When he was first sentenced, I figured he would serve a few months and be out in time to tell his story on Oprah for November sweeps. TMZ claims this [...]
Apr
27
The Wino Is Free!!!
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The Wino has been freed from jail! Crackheads rejoice! Wino was released this morning after she was arrested yesterday afternoon for allegedly headbutting one bitch and punching another.
She arrived at the police station yesterday afternoon, but a doctor determined she was “in no state” to be interviewed. She spent the night in a cell and [...]