Long ago, we witnessed the frightening effects a bad weave can have on someone like Tyra Banks. Then, we had the misfortune of seeing what happens when John Travolta grew crops of fake hair atop his jolly head. And of course, who can forget Jude Law’s T-bone-shaped crew cut earlier this week. But leave it [...]
Apr
25
Naomi Campbell’s Bad Luck Streak Continues As Her Hair Decides To Jump Ship [Hairy Situations]
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Apr
25
Yoko Ono to Compete in Special Courtroom Episode of ‘Win Ben Stein’s Money’ [Tell It To The Judge]
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As one might have expected following the opening-weekend success of his anti-Darwinism documentary Expelled: No Intelligence Required, everybody in town wants a piece of Ben Stein. Among them: Yoko Ono, a huuuuuge Stein fan from back in his Nixon speechwriting days who nevertheless bristled at the part of the film that featured “Imagine” without the [...]
Apr
25
Papa Joe Simpson Officially More Ruinous To Daughters’ Lives Than Dina Lohan [Dadagers]
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Has Joe Simpson gone from a pimpy fame-hungry Dadager to a bonafide nutcase? Not that we’re surprised or anything, but his recent interferences with daughter Jessica’s “relationship” with quarterback Tony Romo suggest there may be a few gurney-riding trips in his future. As OK! reports this week, Joe’s intrusive behavior has Romo’s family feeling like [...]
Apr
25
Escalating Film Critic Crisis Enters Crucial ‘Everything Sucks’ Phase [The Reviews Aren't In]
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Since film critics’ heads began rolling en masse at newspapers and magazines a little over a month ago, the debate over the job’s future has ignited deep thoughts from New York to Los Angeles. The discussion turned especially profound this week as a selection of esteemed critics moved on to slapping anyone and anything that [...]
Apr
25
Genius Bar, My Ass! [A Call To The Bullpen]
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