Golden Celebrity

Ever since Mean Girls became a runaway success back in 2004, Tina Fey has been riding a wave of near universal acclaim. Her ability to ride that tasty wave of popularity for the last four years without succumbing to any nasty wipeouts has arguably turned her into the Laird Hamilton of the Writers-Turned-Performers circuit. But [...]

Underneath that swarthy, dirty-haired facade that Hills heartthrob/bastard Justin Bobby exudes lies an astonishing ability to inspire the rest of the cast with his wildly profound life lessons. His highly anticipated return to the habitually bland “reality” show jump-started whatever brain cells our blonde professors possess after popping all those producer-supplied Adderalls. In one particularly [...]

David Mamet is making fantastic time in his macho, myopic trot toward senility, first with his sloppy jeremiad against “brain-dead liberals” in a March issue of the Village Voice, and now in the new issue of Vanity Fair. In the magazine’s traditional issue-ending Proust Questionnaire, the playwright / screenwriter / director brings his terse, complete [...]

Shirley Temple Black—not the integrated synagogue, but the biggest child star in history—is nursing a broken arm on the eve of her 80th birthday. We wish her a quick recovery, and offer her example—she went on to become the U.S. ambassador to Czechoslovakia and Ghana!—as a potential career path for Dakota Fanning, inconsolable since Abigail [...]