Golden Celebrity

This time revolving around Gerard and his neighbor Cheryl Burke; supposedly they shared a secret kiss at Eva Longoria’s restaurant. Before I get into it, I have to address this nagging irritation I have here. Why does everyone suddenly only give a shit about Butler’s television career? He was in Beowulf, damn it! He was [...]

I was skimming over my Sage for the sake of finding all you gossip mongers some dirt, and I came across this in Evil Beet. It’s always cute when dogs understand that celebrities are basically the same as fire hydrants. From Evil Beet:
“I’m just saying.
For those of you who formally registered as Natalie Portman [...]

· Apparently How I Met Your Mother’s Canadian mall-star of the 1980s Robin Sparkles had a disappointing follow-up called “Sand Castles in the Sand.” Nope, still not funny. [CBS]
· Larry King’s CNN contract is extended until 2010, at which point they’ll figure something out involving brains in bell jars or cloned noses. [Media Bistro]
· Richie [...]

Apropo of nothing save the fact that it’s nearly quitting time and this is the funniest fucking thing we’ve seen in as long as we can remember, we offer you just a taste of the mightygodking.com blog’s treasure trove of Atari 2600 cartridges, “discovered at a garage over the weekend.” Who knows why we were [...]

After a brief fling with steamy Chinese art-core, director Ang Lee is heading back to the comfortable terrain of the Gays, the lauded director having already explored that topic’s various themes in such previous Queer Cinema classics as Brokeback Mountain (doomed lovers on the Wyoming plain), The Wedding Banquet (a comedic take on Chinese family [...]