This pairing of actor and sugar-coated-horror material isn’t yet on any studio production slate (it’s rather the brainchild of a rogue Photoshopper answering Cracked.com’s call for ill-conceived movie monsters), but that doesn’t mean the idea is entirely without its merits. For once every comic book superhero has been plundered and replundered, producers of overbaked summer [...]
Apr
19
Javier Bardem’s Next Role To Turn Your Milk Chocolatey [Marshmallow Bits]
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Apr
19
Keshia Knight Pulliam Lands Coveted Role of ‘Imprisoned Hooker’ Opposite Tyler Perry [Ho My Goodness]
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We were not among the critics who recently took offense to Tyler Perry’s frocked-out “minstrelsy” antics in Meet the Browns, but we are more than a little beside ourselves with today’s news that Perry has cast Keshia Knight Pulliam — best known as the youngest Huxtable child, Rudy, on The Cosby Show — as an [...]
Apr
19
Deborah Norville As Titillated As You Are By Sight Of Heather Locklear In A Bikini [Dirt Sandwich]
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It’s time once again for Dirt Sandwich, the brain-smoothing snack that simulates the experience of Being Pat O’Brien—if only for a few fleeting minutes, before dumping you out unceremoniously somewhere near the Nevada Turnpike. This week’s episode, lovingly pressed by Defamer’s own master videologist (and part-time FBI forensic psychiatrist who only has 88 minutes to [...]
Apr
19
Katherine Heigl Hopes To Replace Smoking With Exercise [A Call To The Bullpen]
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Apr
19
Your Weekend To Do’s [To Do]
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FRIDAY
· It’s Friday. Go grab a root beer or two and enjoy Ghostland Observatory at the Henry Fonda, Helmet at the Key Club or The Sword at the El Rey.
· Zombie Strippers at the Nuart. Mind = blown.
· Alex P. Keaton doppelganger Dana Vachon presents Mergers + Acquisitions at Book Soup. Now in convenient paperback [...]