If the Learning Annex on Wilshire ever launches a course for cocktail waitresses looking to nab themselves a movie star, we would like to recommend Sarah Larson to teach the class. George Clooney’s sand-diving arm candy is truly talented when it comes to catching the attention of impossible-to-land bachelors, and as she revealed in an [...]
Apr
14
How To Date A Movie Star, By Sarah Larson [Dating Up]
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Apr
14
Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends [Slim Fast]
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Tom Cruise isn’t having the best month. First, a bunch of hooligans slapped his laughy face on some ultra-strong pot and called it Tom Cruise Purple. Then, the feel-good movie of 2008, Valkyrie, got pushed back (making it the feel-good movie of 2009). And now, Victoria Beckham has usurped a bit of his domestic control [...]
Apr
14
Retail Therapy Always Helps [A Call To The Bullpen]
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Apr
14
‘Prom Night’ Butchers Keanu Reeves on Slow Weekend at the Movies [Monday Morning Box Office]
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Seeing as you’ve still got almost 36 hours to cobble together your taxes, feel free to blow off those forms and join us in crunching some numbers that really matter: This weekend’s box office returns:
1. Prom Night — $22.7 million
We could sit here and spit with resentment over the windfall greeting this PG-13 slasher knock-off, [...]
Apr
14
Britney Spears’ Answer To Beating The Traffic Blues Includes Applying Makeup And Playing Bumper Cars [Comebacks]
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Looks like last week’s news that the Britney Spears Comeback Tour were showing signs of slowing down were more prophetic than we thought. On Saturday night, Spears was on her way to break bread with her semi-estranged mother Lynne when she rear-ended a Nissan that stopped in traffic in front of her on the 101. [...]