I received the subliminal message you sent about desperately wanting to know what Jamie Lynn Spears did on her 17th Birfday. Well, here it is in all its normal Louisiana glory! She went to Wal-Mart and Ruby Tuesday’s with that Casey Aldridge boy. Yup, that’s it. No fanfare and no Brit Brit.
If I lived in [...]
Apr
6
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday!
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Apr
6
Belinda Carlisle Needs To Get Her Ears Cleaned
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MTV’s Rock the Cradle features the spawn of famous musicians battling it out for a record deal. The show premiered Thursday night and this mess is not to be missed.
Olivia Newton-John’s daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, was clearly the star of the night. Horrific! The shit she injects into her lips could be put to better use [...]
Apr
6
Jessica Simpson Ruins Everything
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THE FUCK!? No, this is not Tony Romo wearing of one Ken Paves Hairdo clip-ins! It’s Jessica Simpson on the cover of May’s Esquire magazine. If Tony ever gets sick, Jessica can definitely sub for him in a game. The bitch looks like a quarterback! I’m sure Cowboys fans would adore that.
In honor of Esquire’s [...]
Apr
6
Here We Are Again
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Here we are again. I thought we were doing so well, but Lindsay Lohan must insist on trying to look as old and haggard as possible. It’s the Lohan gene, but she must fight it! Apparently, Lohan went back to piss blonde for a movie role. Unless she’s playing coke bloat Barbie, I don’t know [...]
Apr
6
The Kidman Will Sing Again!
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Nicole Kidman is in talks to unleash her voice of a thousand angels for the film version of “Nine.” Rob Marshall of “Chicago” fame will direct the movie musical.
Nine the musical is based on Federico Fellini’s 8 1/2. It tells the story of a man whore director and all the hos in his life.
That tall [...]