Golden Celebrity

Beyonce and Jay-Z had everyone talking earlier this week when it was reported that they had gotten a marriage license. No one was talking on their side so fans and bloggers alike were left to speculate amongst themselves. Well now those rumours have been confirmed as the pair tied the knot yesterday. Neither Beyonce’s or [...]

What did we learn about our favorite celebrities this week? Glad you asked!
· Katie Holmes: She got sheared (next up, tannis root?) and, when it comes to meals, she’s half a person.
· George Clooney: He’s a late night charmer (possibly in more ways than one) but fussy when it comes to being credited.
· Jessica Simpson: [...]

The Wino needs to take a little dough from her crack fund and invest in a watch, egg timer or some shit like that. The ho missed another visit with her Blaaaaake today. Wino showed up late to the chokey and was promptly turned away. She later drowned her sorrows in a kebab.
The hive of [...]

Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated her 17th birthday with fiancé Casey Aldridge shopping at Wal-Mart and having dinner at Ruby Tuesday, People says.
Really. Which is great. In fact, we support whatever makes America’s favorite unwed teen mom-to-be and teen baby-daddy happy.
“They both seemed really happy, both in really good moods,” a source tells People of the [...]

Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated her 17th birthday with fiancé Casey Aldridge shopping at Wal-Mart and having dinner at Ruby Tuesday, People says.
Really. Which is great. In fact, we support whatever makes America’s favorite unwed teen mom-to-be and teen baby-daddy happy.
“They both seemed really happy, both in really good moods,” a source tells People of the [...]