Sometimes a celebrity marriage rumor comes along that you simply can’t ignore. Photo agencies bombard you with visual proof, New York State court legislation is involved, and the very fact that the starry couple in question seems destined to stay together begin to haunt you throughout the day until you just can’t stay quiet anymore. [...]
Apr
5
Beyonce And Jay-Z Definitely, Maybe Getting Married Today: You Decide [To Believe Or Not To Believe]
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Apr
5
‘The Office’ Dedicates Episode To Internet Piano Prodigy [In Memorium]
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Last night’s Office rerun brought a tear to our eye, and not because of the hilarious antics of that wacky Dwight Schrute. In case you missed it, at the end of the episode they showed an incredibly sweet video of a 15-year-old boy playing The Office theme on his piano, followed by an “In Memoriam” [...]
Apr
5
God Sheds a Tear, Shoots Self at News of ‘Short Circuit’ Remake [The End Of Ideas]
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Mere days after the news of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 3 flared a fresh ulcer in our cultural digestive tract, news over the wire says Bob Weinstein is planning his own Apocalypse Pre-Game Show with a remake of the 1986 hit Short Circuit. The original featured Steve Guttenberg and Ally Sheedy in top form [...]
Apr
5
Renee Zellweger Coins New Term For Frozen Snot, Wins Back Our Love By Impersonating It [Nostricles]
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Renee Zellweger may have brought the va va voom factor to Letterman last night in her body-hugging red Old Hollywood dress, but one of her talking points was far from glamorous. While chatting with Dave about shooting Chilled In Miami in temperatures she claimed reached 57 below, Renee delves deep into the physical effects that [...]
Apr
5
Kate Bosworth’s Dog Hates Asian People [Sick Em]
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It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and Kate Bosworth’s party guests learned that the hard way over the weekend. At a little soirée to celebrate the success of her new crapfest movie 21, Bosworth’s dog bit co-star Aaron Yoo square in the face!
Sources over at X17 say that Yoo was rushed to the hospital for [...]