Golden Celebrity

· Times sure are tough for La Lohan these days. With her her bank accounts rapidly dwindling, it appears that she has been forced into indentured servitude alongside the likes of Surfer Dude and Spiky Tips as one of Harvey Levin’s minions. All kidding aside, we have a quick note on Lindsay’s performance: being able [...]

· Times sure are tough for La Lohan these days. With her her bank accounts rapidly dwindling, it appears that she has been forced into indentured servitude alongside the likes of Surfer Dude and Spiky Tips as one of Harvey Levin’s minions. All kidding aside, we have a quick note on Lindsay’s performance: being able [...]

Oh cruel fate, to learn today that Ellen Page was one deleted musical scene away from certain Oscar victory. Thankfully, the kind people at Amazon have righted the sitch (man, we’re getting Diablo’d just thinking about it), offering the Cafe Triste “Jub Jub” (not to be confused with the Ewok’s “Yub Nub”) song as a [...]

Oh cruel fate, to learn today that Ellen Page was one deleted musical scene away from certain Oscar victory. Thankfully, the kind people at Amazon have righted the sitch (man, we’re getting Diablo’d just thinking about it), offering the Cafe Triste “Jub Jub” (not to be confused with the Ewok’s “Yub Nub”) song as a [...]

There’s some good news and bad news to report regarding Juno Lynn Spears’ wedding plans and, in standard fashion, we’ll present the bad news first: Jamie Lynn will apparently not be getting hitched, nor moving back to, LA. Sorry to disappoint any of you who adore the sounds of helicopters circling ’round and ’round your [...]