We’ve spent a long time now with the freewheeling, Emmy-winning Jeremy Piven of Today: Oozing confidence from every pore of his shredded, hairless body (save for his scalp), that Piven is an Arian super-man. It’s enough to make you forget about the Jeremy Piven of Yesterday, as featured in the clip above from a 1995 [...]
Apr
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As He Was: Remembering The Jeremy Piven Of Yesteryear [Changes]
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Apr
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Katherine Heigl continues to ever so subtly … [The Emasculation Of Joshua]
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Katherine Heigl continues to ever so subtly remind her husband Josh “Call Me Joshua” Kelley that she does, and always will, wear the pants in their frightening relationship. This time, domestic issues are going beyond proving her social dominance or explaining on national television that their marriage would likely dissolve should they be forced to [...]
Apr
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Kate Walsh Intends To Make An Important Point [A Call To The Bullpen]
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Apr
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The Kathie Lee Gifford Comeback No One Wanted Is Almost Here! [Short Ends]
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· They announced Kathy Lee Gifford’s addition to The Today Show family this morning, apparently the final clause of her Eternal Betrothal to Satan back in the early ’80s. (Fun Fact: Née Kathy Lee Epstein, Gifford “grew up in a culturally Jewish environment, but she became a born-again Christian at the age of 12.”) [Today]
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What Bob Saget and an Ensemble of Trained Animals Can Teach Us About Spoof Movies [Genre Fixing]
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Predictable as it was by America’s right-wing box-office seers, Stop-Loss‘ flat opening wasn’t the only high-visibility stumble out of the gate last weekend. The Weinsteins’ Superhero Movie barely cracked $10 million, a fraction of the early takes for previous installments of the lucrative spoof quasi-franchise that includes Scary Movie, Date Movie et. al. While [...]