Nick Lachey posing next to a rhinestone covered hot wheels car is definitely the gayest thing I’ve seen in the last 24 hours. Yes, I’ve looked in a mirror in the last 24 hours! I knew you were thinking that, smart ass bitch. Nick attended the 40th Anniversary of Hot Wheels in NYC and unveiled [...]
Feb
16
What's Gayer Than Gay?
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Feb
16
Forever My "Hot Babe Of The Year"
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Phoebe Price has once again shout out Dlisted for making her “Hot Babe of the Year.” I would gladly hand over my left nutsack if she said “Hot Slut of the Year” just once. What am I saying? A filthy word like “slut” would never pass through those precious lips.
PP also talked about going to [...]
Feb
16
Criss Angel Has Never Looked Hotter
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Criss Angel has never looked hotter, because he doesn’t look like Criss Angel at all. I can still see the douche in his eyes, but the Taliban beard does a good job of completely covering his grease. Who knew that so many diamonds could look so cheap. I mean who fucking wears a necklace like [...]
Feb
16
Pure And Clean Like Fresh Spring Rain
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Lindsay Lohan lunched at the Ivy yesterday where she seemed to be camera shy. That’s a first. She kept covering her fresh face with her eagle claw. Um….maybe if you sat with your back to the cameras? Just a thought? I just want to steam clean this bitch and scrub her down with steel wool. [...]
Feb
16
Saggy
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Brit Brit spent her Friday afternoon browsing for dresses at Monique Lhuillier and shopping at Betsey Johnson and Fred Segal. She’s totally buying a wedding dress! She probably just wants to buy one just in case. She dresses up in it and then lays a tuxedo on the bed and pretend she’s marrying Brad Pitt. [...]