Golden Celebrity

Now that we’ve entered the Hollywood phase of American Idol’s tireless search for the Next Big Thing Who Will Be Dropped By A Record Label Within A Year, the tin-eared Small Town Gays and tone-deaf, razor-taloned hippies have all been culled from the competition, leaving us with precious few opportunities to enjoy the kind of [...]

You know the story: White Witch meets Centaur 18 years her junior, is instantly smitten, and begins popping up in public with him, most recently at the BAFTA Awards. Only thing is, there’s a King, 20 years her senior, with whom she has 10-year-old twins. King seems to be OK with Centaur. Centaur seems to [...]

· Music round-up: Willie Nelson at the Nokia Theatre; An Evening with Styx (!) at House of Blues; Andre Williams at Spaceland.
· The Egyptian Theatre sneak previews Diary of the Dead, George Romero’s latest contribution to the zombie genre his Dead series has helped define. Romero will also be on hand for a post-screening Q&A [...]

Traversing the globe to bring you the latest Indy 4 photo leaks, we now head to Italian magazine L’espresso, for what we believe is the first known image of latter-day Jones in the presence of his single phobia, the dreaded snake. While our Italian is virtually nonexistent, a quick consultation with Google Translate tells us [...]

How many times will it take for the tabloids to breathlessly declare wedding plans for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt before they realize there’s simply no there there? Officially marking the umpteenth time a “source” has claimed the power couple are leaving the Goldie/Kurt School of Long-Term Relationship Success, the National Enquirer is now stating [...]