….And someone had to be the crazy bag lady of the red carpet. Thankfully, Cyndi Lauper was available. She slithered on the Grammy red carpet tonight and posted on top of some cheap ass car. Love her. Her hair was by Medusa and her gown was by Morticia Adams. She presented Best New Artist to [...]
Feb
11
Sally Kirkland Wasn't Available….
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Feb
11
Dirty Swan Can't Dance
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The Alien Princess, RiRi, performed with the fucking Time at the Grammys tonight. The Time! Jungle Love was my shit back in the day. Too bad it sounded like they were playing it on a busted boombox. RiRi then performed a medley and homey can’t dance worth shit. I never noticed it. She looked like [...]
Feb
11
It Wouldn't Be The Grammys Without This Mess!
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When I first saw Fantasia’s skunk head a day or two ago, I thought it was a joke! Homegirl is for real. You know, it’s straight-up Fantasia. A straight up mess! The hair, the braces, it’s all working for me. Hoodrat with actual rat hair! I think that dress was pulled out of a trash [...]
Feb
11
Crack Teeth Fixed
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Amy Wino got a chiclet snapped into her grill for the Grammys. Wino wants to get her smile ready for accepting lots of awards tonight. She’ll do that shit via satellite from London. A friend told The Daily Mail that Wino’s teeth were a mess. Crack mouth! A source said, “Her mouth is full of [...]
Feb
11
Get Over Yourself
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Madonna likes to workout. She likes to workout alone. That’s not the problem. The problem is that she likes to workout alone in public gyms. There was already a story about Madge kicking everyone out of a yoga studio a couple of months ago, so she could be alone. Page Six reports that Madonna recently [...]