Golden Celebrity

Oh, the loathed possibility that somewhere out there, someone is watching you on their computer, doing it doggy-style, while snorting lines of cocaine off of the bare floor. Britney Spears has now entered that realm of worry; –I’m surprised she ever left? Apparently Britney is worried that someone has stolen sex tapes from her house [...]

Back when Ethan Hawke was still married to Uma Thurman, amazing, sexy woman that she is, he made a special bond with their nanny. Yeah. Their nanny. The help. Good god. Anyway, after Ethan and Uma Thurman headed out to Splitsville, he took the nanny with him. Damn, harsh. Now, Ethan Hawke’s former hired help, [...]

Gwen Stefani, famous punk rock sellout, and pop star sensation, is pregnant with her and her famous rock star husband, Gavin Rossdale’s second child. She’s already two months along; woah. Some of those lazy paparazzi bastards are seriously slacking off. From People:

“Gwen Stefani and her rock star husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting their second child, [...]

The actress Julianna Margulies, best known for being in the hit series ER, has given birth to a little boy. The little guy’s name is Kieran, according to the proud grand-daddy, Paul Margulies. From Us Magazine:

“Julianna Margulies has given birth, her rep tells Usmagazine.com.
The baby was a boy – Kieran, Us has learned. “He’s brought [...]

Awww, well if the glamorous socialite actresses cannot be depended on to have dates for the big day, then I guess hope must be really slim for the rest of us. Kate Hudson is without a man for Valentine’s Day, although, I doubt there’s going to be any shortage of flowers, candy, or love notes [...]