Golden Celebrity

Regular Defamer readers might recall an unusual tip left to us by an alleged maid who had stumbled upon a vial of miracle ball-stench-neutralizing ointment while tidying up around Simon Cowell’s home. (The item got quite a bit of traction, particularly from the Nodoro-sponsored Howard Stern Show/a>.) Now, another mildly suspicious e-mail arrived bearing the [...]

· Count the things wrong with this sentence: Bumped, a modern-day version of The Breakfast Club set at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, has been given a greenlight, with McG protege Anna Mastro attached to direct. [THR]
· SAG StrikeWatch threat alert: Honeysuckle! The actors guild won’t start negotiating until April at the soonest. Asked for a reason, [...]

With anticipation-levels for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hovering somewhere around those of that other long-awaited sequel, Jesus Christ and the Second Coming, Paramount has arranged for the latest chapter of Steven Spielberg’s adventure serial to get a suitably overblown premiere at the Cannes Film Festival on May 18. Reports Variety:
That’s [...]

Hell hath no fury like a “power lesbian” publicist mistaken for her Oscar-nominated client’s mother/love interest. At least that’s what Michael Musto learned when his prurient interest in Ellen Page (and our interest in his interest) precipitated an angry call Thursday from ID-PR power flack Kelly Bush:
She wanted me to know that it was SHE [...]

On last night’s Late Show, guest Amy Adams and David Letterman decided to review one of poufy-lipped red carpet host Lisa Rinna’s numerous gaffes on Oscar night. And after seeing this particular stomach-turning foul for the third time, we’re gonna have to agree with Letterman and Adams, who essentially came to the conclusion that the [...]