The Smurfs kicked off their 50th birthday celebration in Belgium today. Old ass bitches! They were created in 1958 by cartoonist Pierre Culliford. Their hit TV show started in 1981. To celebrate organizers will release a 3D Smurf movie next year, a new comic book and a remastered DVD collection of their TV show.
There will [...]
Jan
14
The Smurfs Are Old As Hell
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Jan
14
The Greatest Music Video Ever Made
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My two favorite people in the entire world (this month), Lindsay and Kristy Landers, put out a music video this past Summer and it is truly a masterpiece. Not since Michael Jackson’s Thriller has there been such a groundbreaking and important video. High art!
I’ve been talking about these two lovely ladies for the past few [...]
Jan
14
Bill Robles: Accidental Comedian
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Bill Robles is a court artist and her rendering of KFed testifying in today’s custody hearing is genius. He used her artist’s touch to clearly portray just how douchey his fauxhawk is. It looks like Brit Brit attacked him and pulled his hair out with her teeth. That haircut is tragic. I can’t wait to [...]
Jan
14
He's Country!
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In an interview with Playboy Magazine, Matthew McConaughey was asked why he never covers up his chi-chis. He said, “Well, I grew up in the country and didn’t wear shirts or shoes. My mom didn’t even put a bathing suit on us in the country club until we were nine.”
Country club my ass! Don’t try [...]
Jan
14
Lynsey Nordstrom Or Jessica Simpson?
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21-year-old Lynsey Nordstrom was hired by The New York Post to show up to the Giants-Cowboys game yesterday in hopes of throwing off Tony Romo. Lynsey is some kind of Jessica Simpson look-a-like. The Post sat Lynsey, a nanny from Washington, third row at the 50-yard line. Lynsey kept the act going by mentioning Jessica’s [...]