Golden Celebrity

And why shouldn’t she? After all, pregnancy is what’s saving her relationship with Cash Warren. If I were Cash, I’d definitely be driving Jessica’s big pregnant ass up to the clinic to get a paternity test. Hopefully not on the same day the Spears‘ made the appointment, or else he could be in line behind [...]

Life & Style reports that Xtina popped out a baby at Cedars earlier today in Los Angeles. Xtina was scheduled to have a c-section sometime this weekend. A neighbor of Bat Boy’s father confirms that she’s given birth. The neighbor said, “Of course! I talked to Jack earlier today. He’s so happy to [...]

When are editors of magazines going to realize that Keira Knightley fugs up covers! It’s a proven fact. Yes, she’s wearing a hideous denim bra, but somebody else could’ve pulled that off. KK looks she is on her last leg. Give the bitch some water. She looks thirsty. Thirsty I tell you. I also think [...]

Nicole Richie is reportedly giving birth right now. Hahah! Can you stand it? For some reason I don’t know if I needed to know that. I picture her spread eagle and…ugh…
Joel Madden was overheard walking into the delivery area at Cedars in Los Angeles and saying, “She’s going to start pushing soon.” Pushing my [...]

In his new tell-all on Tom Cruise, Andrew Morton claims that Katie Holmes had to sign a contract committing her to Scientology. The contract states that “Scientologists have full control over her life.” It also states that she will only use Scientology treatments and “must never use psychiatric care or psychiatric drugs.”
Katie’s father, Martin the [...]