Golden Celebrity

Britney Spears has done the impossible since her discharge early Saturday morning from Cedars-Sinai hospital. No, she didn’t shoot Sean Preston and Jayden James with her Beretta, or offer K-Fed $100 million to keep the boys.
Britney somehow slipped out of her Beverly Hills home undetected despite the horde of celebrity news reporters await her every [...]

This is bad celebrity gossip.
There’s no other way to put this: A story by The News of the World (U.K.) gives the entire Hollywood gossip industry a bad name.
But it’s a hilarious read.
When Britney went bonkers last Thursday night and early Friday morning, theories were flying far and wide as to what went down at [...]

 
That pesky roach that has been hanging around has finally crawled out from under the fridge. Git 'er! I'm joking. Mary-Kate Olsen is a hot ass bitch and by "hot ass bitch" I mean haggard ass bitch. I really think that coat was made out of roadkill found on the side of the highway.  
 
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You just know John Travolta is telling them, "I recommend using an anal bulb filled with lukewarm water, because let's face it girls! Nobody likes a shitty ass." Zac Efron is taking mental notes. 
 
John and Zac reunited at the Palm Springs Film Festival yesterday. John probably spent hours in front of the mirror just for [...]

 
Birthdays: July 3, 1989 (Lindsey on the left) & October 29, 1991 (Kristy)
Ages: 18 & 16 (fo' real)
Birth Names: Lindsey & Kristy Niedenfuer
Original Date of HS of the Day: January 1, 2008 Claim to Fame: They are the daughters of Judy Landers and the nieces of Audrey Landers.
Where are [...]