Giorgio Armani does not look bad at all for 73. He's a gorgeous shade of terracotta. I just want to stick a ficus up his ass and set him out on my patio. It would be pretty. Oh and to answer my own question, yes I'd hit it. The dick doesn't look that great, but [...]
Dec
31
Would You Hit It?
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Dec
31
Oldies Are Really Into Feet
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Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton are my favorite elderly couple. These two crazy kids are in love which forces you to do disgusting things like play with their feet. They will grow out of that.
Nicollette recently said that she wants to marry Michael soon, but it's all about location. "We haven't decided where, [...]
Dec
31
Jude Law Needs To Lay Off The Drugs
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Jude Law spent his 35th Birthday in Cuba and was spooked when he saw the ghost of Frank Sinatra raiding his mini bar. A source at Cuba's Nacional de Cuba said, "Jude had no idea that Frank used to stay in the same room. You could see he was really spooked by his sighting. [...]
Dec
31
Tom Brady Takes Favorite Receiver Out to Dinner
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Sorry, Randy Moss. Tom Brady thinks Gisele has a softer pair of hands than you, and is probably even more agile and limber … if you know what we mean (we don’t)!
Brady, the stud quarterback of the New England Patriots, led them to a perfect record of 16-0 this NFL season, while breaking the individual [...]
Dec
31
The Week in Shrimping: A disquieting toe-sucking … [Nicollette Sheridan]
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The Week in Shrimping: A disquieting toe-sucking fad has apparently overtaken the celebrity sphere, with British tabloids running photos of Sting feasting on the phalanges of wife Trudie Styler (don’t they realize the gateway to the 11th chakra starts with one’s foot-webbing?), and Nicollette Sheridan chowing down on Michael Bolton’s hairless little piggies. Mmmm….Boltoes. [Daily [...]