Golden Celebrity

Here's Lindsay attending the ceremony in Capri, Italy to receive her award for her for her contribution to the movie industry. Contribution to what? Her How-To book For Young Hollywood On Snorting Fat Rails Off Of Rehab Roommates Schlong?
Hayden Pantatroll looks like she's on her way to be Lindsay's narcotic snorting cronie troll in training.

David Letterman (along with Craig Ferguson) show is coming back, with their full writing staff.
According to People, they reached some deal with the union and is able to have their shows come back on air. They will return on January 2nd. The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is produced by Worldwide Pants, Letterman's company.
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Marilyn Munster and Dita Von Flake Ass are officially divorced.  Dita filed divorce papers nearly a year ago, citing irreconcilable differences for the split. They married in November 2005. 
Looks like spackle face is free to marry that 20 year old he's been boffing. I wonder if he forgets which eye to put his blue contact lens [...]

Richard Hatch's long lost son, Gummi Bear Davis, is still in Hawaii getting down with his lard ass self. His brother Brandon is also being exceptionally annoying in Hawaii. How come all the idiots never have to work for a living? Seriously. Yes, I'm still jealous. Everyone's still at the fucking beach but me!

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I didn't know leather and peanut heads were in this year, did you? Jenna Jameson's face isn't the only body part that's leathery, if you know what I mean.
Here's Jenna with Baby Huey hosting the official preview party of NBC Reality Show "Celebrity Apprentice" at TAO Las Vegas, Nevada.

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