Golden Celebrity

We haven’t heard from The Sports Gal in awhile.
But the wife of ESPN columnist Bill Simmons couldn’t possibly keep quiet in the wake of Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up. Here’s her professional take on it:
My favorite part of this fiasco is that Britney is going to be an aunt and possibly even the godmother. [...]

Mischa Barton is actually not the worst example of drunk driving this week.
Jim Leyritz, a member of the New York Yankees championship teams in the 1990s, is being held at Broward County Jail in Florida, after being an arrest for DUI and vehicular homicide.
WPLG-TV and TMZ report that, according to police, Leyritz was driving a [...]

Eddie Murphy may have riffed against marriage during his famous stand up routine Raw, but rumor now has it he’s about to walk down the aisle for a second time.
A source told E! Online that Murphy and Tracey Edmonds have already arrived in Tahiti for the ceremony.
“It’s a small, private affair,” the insider said.

Last-minute preparations [...]

Despite the Valerie Begue photo heard round the world, Miss France 2008 will get to keep her crown.
According to The Associated Press, the racy and sacreligious pictures of Begue will not cost her the honor she earned in early December, even though pageant rules state the contestants must “never have posed or exhibited (themselves) in [...]

We welcome you, celebrity gossip fans across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our fun Friday afternoon tradition. Here’s all you have to do …

Look at the celebrity photo below.
Think of your best caption(s) for the picture.
Click “Comments” below, fill out the quick form.

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