Golden Celebrity

 
The Sun claims Amy Wino's hubby, Blaaaake Fielder-Civil, is using a smuggled in celly to make illegal calls in jail. Last week, Blaaake tested positive for heroin and his no-strings visits with his wife have been taken from him. Blakey uses the celly to keep in touch with his wife.
 
A source said, “I don’t [...]

 
….Is for Britney's crazy train to choo-choo all year. This can't happen if she offs herself! Page Six reports that Britney's "bubble of illusion" could end in suicide. Bubble of illusion? I think she already farted that out.
 
Some expert named Marty Brenner said, "She's losing it now, and she's going to eventually [...]

 
Sorry for the late posting, but I'm drunk. Because of this a lot of my posts today will have major spelling and grammar errors. What's that you say? What's new? SCREW YOU! Go get fucked by a candy cane! I know, it's Christmas. I'll try and be nice.
 
So…Jennifer Love "I'm a Size 2" Hewitt [...]

 
Shane MacGowan of The Pogues
 
Happy 50th Barfday Shane!
 
 
 

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