Papa Joe ruins everything! Star Magazine reports that Joe has straight-up banned Pete Wentz from Christmas at the Simpsons house this year. Apparently, Joe doesn't like the fact that Pete has kissed other dudes on the mouth. Joe is a former Baptist preacher. You know what that means.
A source told Star, “Joe was skeptical [...]
Dec
5
Papa Joe Ruins Christmas
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Dec
5
I Need A Personal Umbrella Holder
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Beyonce and other celebrities have right the idea. Holding your own umbrella is so cumbersome. I have loose wrists (NO JOKES! YOU HEAR ME!?) so a personal umbrella holder would do me good. Think of all the things you can do if you had someone holding your umbrella? You could keep your hands in your [...]
Dec
5
Dolly Parton's Open Marriage
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Dolly Parton is all the way in Rotherham, UK to open up a children's library. Something tells me her wig didn't travel well. It looks like she washed it in the sink and then put it on the radiator to dry where it caught on fire. She had to put it out with a fire [...]
Dec
5
Shauna Sand At The Bus Stop
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Nooo! She's at the airport. I think. Shauna Sand is such a classy lady that she probably just got off her private jet and is waiting for her stretch limousine with cashmere seats to pick her up. That's the only way Shauna travels.
And will somebody PLEASE get me this woman's shoe size and P.O. Box! [...]
Dec
5
John Is A Woman, Jodie Is A Gentleman
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At yesterday's Hollywood Reporter's Power 100 Breakfast the truth came out. Jodie Foster accepted an award and told the audience, "I feel fragile … unsure, struggling to figure it all out." She said she thinks of herself as a "professional" and a "gentleman." You got that right.
She went on to say, "I always [...]