Mary-Kate Olsen lives! She was spotted in NYC today. Homegirl was hospitalized last week or something for like a kidney infection. She probably ate a pea and it got stuck in her esophagus. I mean imagine how small her esophagus is. Like a drinking straw.
MK was coming out of Bubby's in Tribeca which was closed [...]
Nov
28
Nothing Can Keep An Olsen Down
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Nov
28
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were "spotted" going into the same bathroom together during a long flight from Frankfurt to Los Angeles reports Star Magazine. Someone thinks they were doing it. I can hear Jakey G giggling to that sentence right now. "Doing it with a girl? Ewwww…"
Anyway, this source said, “Reese and Jake kissed [...]
Nov
28
But What About Le Call?!
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Owen Wilson was dating some model with the hilarious name of Le Call (above) and it looks like they've called it quits. But I was just getting used to Le Call and her effed up name! Le Call me I'll be your shoulder to cry on!
Anyway, Owen has apparently moved on to "Bionic Woman" star [...]
Nov
28
You Know How I Like It
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I once said that I thought Carrot Bottom was hot and that I'd let him stick the carrot down the bunny hole. I'm eating my fucking words. Ok, I probably would do Carrot Bottom only because I'm a masochist.
Doing CB would be like that scene in "Requiem For A Dream" where Jennifer Connelly is [...]
Nov
28
Sam Lutfi: Britney Spears Not Pregnant By J.R. Rotem
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Rumors of a pregnant Britney Spears have been setting the celebrity gossip world ablaze. Unfortunately (or fortunately) it now appears they’re bogus.
In a text message to Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show in Los Angeles Wednesday, Britney’s friend, Sam Lutfi, debunked In Touch Weekly’s cover story that declares Spears is expecting another baby - with her [...]