God I hope not. Then I might actually have to post them, and as you all know, as pretty as Katie Couric is in the face, she’s getting old. Like… Posh Spice old. Ew. Anyway, the story is, that Katie’s younger boyfriend, Brooks Perlin, left a bunch of pictures of them on vacation, “accidentally” at [...]
Nov
23
Katie Couric’s Being Blackmailed For Nude Pics?
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Nov
23
Britney Spears Is Dating A Waiter
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Britney’s newest boyfriend, Michael Marchand, was nice enough to take her out on a date, to the restaurant where he works, Mirabelle, in LA, on Nov. 21st. I bet they got to eat leftovers and everything for free! Employee discounts for the win. It’s too bad she couldn’t find a date at Olive Garden, or [...]
Nov
23
The Wino Killed My Hamster!
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Some dude named Peter Pepper of the band Palladium thinks Amy Wino killed his hamster, Georgie Porgie, with crack! He told the Mirror that Amy was over his girlfriend's house and he brought Georgie out to play. Georgie bit Peter and ran off during their playtime. Amy said she was [...]
Nov
23
I Know What I'm Getting You For Christmas!
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I've been stressing trying to figure out what I'm going to get people for Christmas and now I have the perfect gift! They are called Giant Microbes and they come in a variety of characters. Above is Chlamydia, Herpes, Syphillis and The Clap!
You whores probably already have all those things already, so I'll [...]
Nov
23
Oven Roasted And Juicy
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Quick, someone take out the bird out, it looks like its done! Or wait, is that the yams? I can't tell.
Here's Jordan whoring out yet another product, her perfume 'Stunning' and meeting fans at the Perfume Shop in Castle Court Shopping Centre in Belfast, Ireland today. Stunning huh yeah she was able to stun me with [...]