That sexy beast, Kirk Douglas, and I would like to wish you all a happy and drunken Thanksgiving! I am most thankful for all the dumb whores that read my site! Yes, that's you. Seriously though! You are a dumb whore. Ok! Secondly seriously, I'm thankful that some people actually enjoy my stupid ass [...]
Nov
22
Happy Turkey Day!
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Nov
22
Pussy Lips
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When the lips on your face start to resemble the swollen lips on your vagina it's time to put the restylane needle away.
Here's Lindsay and White Oprah popping around that new city of York the other day.
Splash
Nov
22
Gaynudo: Hot Or Not?
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There's a new Menudo in town. I'm pretty sure these dudes are underaged, so I'm going to try and not say anything that will have Chris Hansen knocking at my door. These little twinkies were chosen by some MTV reality show to be the new Menudo.
I have only three letters to describe these dudes G-A-Y!!
Nov
22
Nancy Brings A Baby Home!
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It's a Thanksgiving miracle!
People reports that Nancy Grace has taken one of her twins home from the hospital. 48-year-old Nancy gave birth to John David and Lucy Elizabeth on November 4th. They were preemies, because old memaws usually have problems with pregnancy. Nancy was also briefly hospitalized.
Nancy's rep said, "Nancy is thrilled that [...]
Nov
22
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Already.
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Heather Mills.….is at it again. Sigh. She spoke last night in Dublin where she was named the honorary patron of the Trinity University Philosophical Society. Trinity University really needs to analyze their decision making skills, because bitch shouldn't be honorary nothing!
Anyway, instead of using the night to talk about her charity work, she used [...]