InTouch hired a private investigator named Paul Barresi to find out if Tom Cruise is gay or straight. Paul's final findings are that Tom Cruise is straight as straight can be. Uh huh.
Paul said, "Everything I've found and everything I know points to Tom being heterosexual."
The Scientology goons got to him, right? Yeah, they [...]
Nov
21
Hetero, My Ass
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Nov
21
I Want One
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Sean Kingston wore this Crayola bling necklace on the "Today" show in NYC today. I don't know whether to love or hate it. I love shiny things since I'm gay, but it has every shade of stupid written all over it.
Image: Splash
Nov
21
When We Last Left Our Fighting Lesbians…..
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Last time we left our fighting lesbians on “A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila,” Vanessa had stormed off and Brandy had told Tila she was leaving. Well, this week Brandy did leave and Tila didn’t like it. Bitch broke into some weird crying-yelling-annoying type thing. No wonder Brandy took her trash ass out of [...]
Nov
21
Heidi Klum Really Likes Her Chi-Chis
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TMZ has a little promo Heidi Klum shot for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show that airs on December 5th. In the promo Heidi plays with her breastes like I play with mine. Wait, did I just say that?
I bet you Heidi also plays with Seal’s pee pee! You know, she probably uses his urethra like [...]
Nov
21
Paris Hilton continued her "This Is What American Whores Look Like" tour in China today. She spent the day eating dumplings pretty much by herself and shopping pretty much by herself too. Hahah, bitch ain't got no friends!
I hope they played a prank on her and filled those dumplings with dog shit. She [...]