Golden Celebrity

 
102-year-old Nora Hardwick from England has become the oldest women to appear nude in a calendar. Nora agreed to pose in a calendar to raise cash for her local football team, Ancaster Athletic. 
 
The Miss November said she downed a shot of whiskey before doing it.  "I'd never done anything like it before - and I [...]

 
While Mr. Whipple was making the long trek to heaven, Molly Shannon was opening the Charmin toilets in NYC's Times Square yesterday. Charmin is opening "plush public restrooms" for the holiday season. Poor Molly! Has it come to this?
 
I guarantee you those toilets will be covered in heroin needles, dookie and barf come December. A [...]

 
Actually, the gay is in the face too. Hayden Christensen is oh-so-purty. Purty gay! It's a good thing he's easy on the eyes, because this bitch can't act worth a damn. He's in that "Awake" movie with Jessica Alba and you just know he makes her look like Meryl Streep.  
 
Here's girlfriend leaving TRL in NYC [...]

 
The Red Hot Chili Peppers sued Showtime yesterday for naming one of their shows "Californication" without their permission.
 
The Chili Peppers claim they coined the phrase by using it on their 1999 album. Anthony Kiedis said, "Californication is the signature CD, video and song of the band's career, and for some TV show to come [...]

Victoria’s Secret angel Miranda Kerr left Diavolina in L.A. on Monday night with her arm wrapped around … say what!? … greasy oil heir Brandon Davis.
When Miranda Kerr spotted members of the celebrity news media, she broke off and walked the other way. Guess what they always say about sleeping with a fat, Greasy Bear [...]