Golden Celebrity

 
Bruce Willis shouldn't try to grow that shit out. He looks way hotter when he's shaved completely. His head looks like it needs a few gallons of Miracle Gro. Poor little grass patch.
 
Here's Brucie with Ashton Kutcher and Sly Stallone at the opening of Planet Hollywood last night. I think Sly's face is barfing [...]

She haunts my dreams! The Insider caught with Jocelyn Wildenstein screaming like a banshee to her poor pooch, Simba. He’s probably thinking to himself “So this is how it’s going to end? I’m going to be fed to this mutant lion creature? Please put me out of my misery! I can’t stand to look [...]

 
At least Jude Law isn't fighting nature by trying to plug up or wig up his balding head. Take note, John Travolta.  That being said, Jude still looks like he's been on a 5-day bender. No wonder his hair went away. They bounced for greener pastures.
 
Here's Jude at the London premiere of "Sleuth" yesterday. 
 

 
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Yawn. It's Paris Hilton taking a bath and trying to be sexy. The Sun has the latest video taken from ParisExposed.com featuring Paris taking a bath while being filmed by some dude. I'm guessing it's Pam Anderson's latest husband, Rick Salomon, filming that shit. In the video the dude says "Here's part 3 in [...]

You have to love CNN. They have video of a gay fight gone bad on a freeway in Phoenix, Arizona. One of the gays got all dramatic and tried to throw himself in front of traffic after fighting with his boyfriend. The two started getting into it, not in the sexy way, on the freeway [...]