Liv Tyler, please put your Kate Moss away. She's scaring the children! Actually, keep her around. They need to see what hard living can do to a person. It's a harsh reality.
Seriously, I think Kate Moss is leaning on Liv, because if she doesn't she'll hit the ground. That's sort of hot.
Here's Liv and her [...]
Nov
16
Beauty And The Meth Face
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Nov
16
I Can Breathe Again
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Yes, I've been following this Nancy Grace hospital drama closer than I follow my own bowel movements (I keep a calendar). It's because Nancy is what I yearn to be. I yearn to be a 40-something Grade-A CUNT that will tear you a new one, but is also a little girl lost inside. Anyhow, Nancy [...]
Nov
16
Shocking! Southwest Bimbo Does Playboy
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Kyla Ebbert was that chick who was told by Southwest flight attendants that she was dressed too sexy for their flight. They tried to pull her off the flight. Bitch made headlines and did all the talk shows. Well, Kyla has taken her skankness from Southwest's planes to Playboy.
She was reportedly paid a little under [...]
Nov
16
No Kids In The Car!!!
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Too bad! The Commish just ruled that Brit Brit can't drive with the tots anymore! The Commish also issued a seal on the order from an emergency hearing today. KFed's shark, Mark Vincent Kaplan, apparently showed the video of Brit running the red light with the boys in the car.
Bitch will be [...]
Nov
16
The Spice Girls Need A New Stylist
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Did Britney Spears have a garage sale or something? Girlfriend must be hurting for cash. Baby and Ginger Spice both wore dresses to last night's Victoria's Secret show that Britney wore 3 years ago. Embarrassing! Someone better be fired for this. Posh will not stand for it!
She's probably cancelling the tour as we speak. She [...]