Would You Hit It?

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Life isn't fair. It's raining here in NYC and effin Paul Shore is on the beaches of Maui with his plastic-tittied girlfriend. Paul effin Shore! Anyway, his shit isn't as bad as I think it would be. He looks like he has pencil dick though. That makes it easy to go in, but once it's [...]

Prince Is One Grouchy Bitch

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Prince is really taking this copyright shit to heart. There are some reports that he's suing three major Prince fansites for copyright infringement, because they used his likeness without his permission. Prince's bitches claim they are not suing them, but trying to work things out with them.
 
"The current issue is one between [...]

This One Had A Baby

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Elisabeth Hasselcrack gave birth to a baby boy in Arizona yesterday morning reports ABC News . Hasselcrack is in Arizona, because her husband is a quarterback there for some football team.  
 
The little bundle of joy weighed 7lbs and 15 ounces.
 
Tim Hasselcrack said, "Elisabeth and I are happy to announce the arrival of our son [...]

He's Serious

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I don't know how that little twinkie does it. He either has extremely flawless skin or he's wearing a full face of make-up to the gym. Homegirl is for serious about his mug. I read somewhere that he even wears fake eyelashes. That's a little too good to be true, but it's good for laughs. [...]

The Voice Of A Generation

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ONTD has this hilarious clip taken from Britney Spears' Live from Las Vegas show in 2001. I guess it's the audio of her singing live without all the effects and shit. A tone deaf motherfucker bouncing on a trampoline with a dick in their mouth would sound better singing her songs than she does. [...]

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